Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means,
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For
Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in
your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a
newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and
peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them
to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out
how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the
minute
I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have
to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For
you and your parents
Q: What is the most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never
forget it again
After a quarrel, a wife
said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married
you.
The
husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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